Yes, 14-k-gold-plated staples do really exist. These were created by a company named OOOMS and, apparently, can be applied to just about anything, including clothing, by using a normal stapler. So, if you ever want to show on your whole office, feel free to pick these up.
OOOMS believe that we can all agree that the overly weak company environment can use any type of enthusiasm boost that it can get. Intended mainly as a form of jewelry, these luxury pieces can be useful for clothing (or just about anything) with the help of an regular stapler. Of course, one can also impress his/her boss by turning in your next report punched out in gold.